Everyone says, " I'M FINE "

Its Chuesday mornin......Hmmm , so, i get up... with all the zeal and enthusiasm one cud possibly have.....ME to myself "YES TODAY I AM GONNA STUDY THAT DREADED SUBJECT CALLED IT2...(still wondering y it is called IT2 and not IT1 or IT3)... SO I go to the bathroom and do the stuff ppl normally do....brushin, flushin & bathin... (assuming that this is the stuff ppl normally do in their bathrooms.. ofc apart frm singin and readin playboy )....

Its 9 am and the fone trings...its my retard dost "ABHIJIT".... in his typical Marathish accent...

Abhijit - "Kya yaar? Kaisa hain?"

ME - "Bas yaar... accha huun... (in my mind BALLS!!) "

Goes on to ask me the second most boring question in the world...

Abhijit - " Kya chal raha hai yaaaaaaar...? "

ME - "Nothing... juss routine stuff..nm "

By this time i was already bored havin realized that this is gonna be anoda one of those usless mindless talks....

Its 10 am ... breakfast time... the usual boring bread and butter...ppfffffffttttt... (y dont we get chicken and gelato for breakfast!!!).....

Anoda call...This time its my Mashi ( read aunty)

Mashi - "Ki re ... Kemon Aachis..? "

ME - "Bas...Bhaalo aachi.."

Mashi - " Aar ki cholche? "

(hittin my head on the wall for picking up the fone...)

ME - "Kichu na..."


NO marks for guessing the translation....


Its 4 pm....i m online on MSN ... and up comes a msg by my frnd Mansi...

Mansi - "Hola.... Howz u ?"

ME - "Hey... i m fine"

( no...not again... no wassup.... plz !!!! )

Mansi - " so wassup ? "

(sigh.....)

ME - " nothin much...."



ITs 8 pm... T.V. time.... this time its the door bell... 3rd floor aunty Mrs. Jayshree ....who is very generous when it comes to putting make-up

Mrs.Jayshree - "Hello Ashish...how ar ...""

Before she cud finish the question

ME - " Here are your keys aunty... thank you !!! " ( SUCCESS !!!)



Evryone says 'I am fine...' Rahul Bose made a film with a similar name... You meet someone casually and the first question you ask is " How are you " ... ( as if u care!! ).. the answer to this question 99 times out of 100 wud be " I am FINE..." ..... huh...wat did u juss say "I'M Fine" ????..... oh really!!! ....Balls... NEVER.... Its far from the TRUTH... evry1 has his/her own share of problems... if a person actually starts answerin this question... the other person wud probably die out of boredom...... so y dont ppl juss stop askin this question !!!....

Random stuff

1)Cheese, Chicken and Ice-Cream are more important to me than sex.

2)I finally figured out y satwant wears a scarf to college..... himesh robbed her HAIR...dont believe me?....wait for karzzzz....(4 z and dots included)

3)I love to hate the girls in my class ...

4)My tummy is getting bigger by the day..... i m at the pinnacle of laziness

5)I need to start doing what i am worst at....STUDYING...

6)My kamod claimed to stop breathing last night... Harpic came to his rescue 2day.

7)Make COFFEE, Drink COFFEE, but never WATCH COFFEE.....

Me and my frnd Naeem will be making 2 films Heyy babyy 2 and the hag de girls....

Heyy Babby2 will be written , directed , produced , acted and eventually watched only by the two of us...we might include 2-3 other special invitees...

Hag de girls cast has been finalised...the coach being fakhir (pronounced as fuck-hir) khan and the team comprises of the girls in my class....we are looking out for a person who can do the role of the assistant coach in the film... you may drop in your resumes....

"Every child is an artist." -- Picasso

"Every child is an artist." -- Picasso

"The child must know that he is a miracle, that since the beginning of the world there hasn't been, and until the end of the world there will not be, another child like him." -- Pablo Casals


First of all Id Mubarak and a merry christmas to whoever is reading this. I am updating my blog after maybe 7-8 months.....actually i never thought that i would be updating it.....but a movie changed my mind.....

Bollywood is the eternal caricature of flamboyant glitterati and endless dance sequences to woo audiences with mindless aberrations from the mundane and few can disagree on this point.

The greatest achievement of Taare Zameen Par is that this film has effortlessly achieved all of this with just sheer sensitivity and simplicity.

The best point about TZP is its simplicity..... As the popular saying goes " Its difficuilt to be simple".....TZP is aamir's directorial debut....and he does it with such honesty and simplicity.....

In a way, everyone can relate to it, especially if you have grown up in India where most children are classified as dumb or unintelligent if they "can't" become engineers or doctors. The kid Darsheel is a natural...he guides you through the movie....Its like going back to school....

Another merit of the film is that it is not preachy, it teaches along with providing the required entertainment to the viewers. The film talks about a condition of a child who is finding tough to compete with his classmates but it never talks about it as a disease or a mental disorder to cure. Aamir focuses on the fact that we got to give proper attention to all kids as everyone has his own areas of abilities...

The music of the film is heart warming , melodious , much like S-E-L's previous songs.... "MAA" and "MERA JAHAN" are the best songs in the movie.... "TZP" (title song) and "KHOLO KHOLO" are not much behind.... and "BHEJA KUM", "JAME RAHO" are situational songs which gel well with the storyline


my movie rating 4.5/5 with a thumbs up !!!
my music rating 4/5


Was lucky to meet both AAMIR and the kid DARSHEEL after the movie.... the show i attended was a special screening....for dyslexic authorities and bisleri who was the sponsor....(u kno that thing called 'MARKETING' lolz)... will be uploading pics as soon as i buy a bluetooth device...(hopefully soon!!!).

why would i watch a movie with a nonsense story and innumerable song and dance sequences ...courtesy farah khan.... I would definately not WELCOME myself to a theatre to watch some stupid sex/vulgar jokes...neither would i go to watch a movie to see someone dancing in/with a towel....and whatever HR is thinking (karzzzz !!)


do yourself a favour ... watch this movie.... i am sure you will like it.... and i am not getting paid to write this!!!.....its just a personal opinion....

Lastly HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you. ENJOY ... TATA...buhbye!!!....

waapas aajao

teri yaadein, mulaqatein, wo raatein aur baatein ,
teri saansein ,wo baahein ,ab mujhko yaad aaye
tere bina mera jiya sataaye kyu piya
yaadoon ne teri mujhpe ye jaadu kiya re ,


teri saansein, wo baahein, ab mujhko yaad aaye,
wo adaoon, ki ghataayein, mere dil ko chhu jaye
pyaari ye duniya saari maine hai tujhpe wari
dil ne mere dil ne tujhse yaari ke baazi hari re


mere khyaaloon mein bas tum
meri nighaoon mein bas tum
waapas aajao
mere paas tum sada, waapas aajao


suna mera jahaan bhula main hoon kahaan
jakar hai jane jaa tera rahoon piya
waapas aajao,
mere paas tum sada waapas aajao


tu hai kahaan
tera karun intazar, tu mere dil ka karaar,
itna hai aitbaar ,maanoo gaa na mein haar.

waapas aajao

Dream Interpretation

if ur wondering what ur dreams are tryin to tell you and want to get some idea of what they mean... then i hope this will help you....



1)if you c water or waves -- Water means trouble, if the waters are calm and quiet it means there is trouble but its not big and if there are huge waves or rising waters it means that there is more trouble

2)flying kite (or urself!!) -- this symbolises that u need more freedom ..and want to break free..

3)running away from gangsters (chase dreams)-- this symbolises that you are running away and not facing difficuilties

4)teeth falling -- Dreams that your teeth are falling out are the most common dreams...these dreams reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you. teeth represent power. And the loss of teeth in your dream may be from a sense of powerlessness.

5)failing a test -- Such dreams highlight your feelings of being anxious and agitated.These dreams usually have to do with your self-esteem and confidence or your lack of it. You are worried that you are not making the grade and measuring up to other people's expectations.These dreams also suggest that you may feel unprepared for a challenge.Rarely, are these dreams about the content of the test, but rather the process and how you are feeling during the exam taking process.


RECURRING DREAMS

The reason we keep on gettin recurring dreams is cause it means we have to sort somethin out in our waking lives. Unless we figure out what it is you will keep on dreaming the same dream.

Most dreams contain messages that serve to teach us something about ourselves. Unfortunately many a times we forget what we dream about as we go about our daily routine. With recurring dreams, the message may be so important and/or powerful that it just will not go away. The frequent repetition of such dreams forces you to pay attention and confront the dream. The dream is trying desperately to tell you something. Such dreams are often nightmarish or frightening in their content, which also helps you to take notice and pay attention to them.

Recurring dreams are quite common and are often triggered by a certain life situation or a problem that keeps coming back again and again. These dreams may recur daily, once a week, or once a month, but whatever the frequency, there is little variation in the dream content itself. It usually points to a personal weakness, fear, or your inability to cope with something in your life - past or present

Following are some tips in overcoming your recurring dreams.

1. In understanding your recurring dream, you must be willing to accept some sort of change or undergo a transformation.

2. You must be willing to look within yourself and confront whatever you may find no matter how difficult it my be.

3. You must be able to look at the dream from an objective point of view. Try to get pass the emotional and reactive elements of the dream and get down to the symbolic images. Many times dreams are masked by elements that are disturbing preventing you to delve any deeper. This is a defense mechanism that your unconscious may be putting up.

4. Be patient. Do not get discourage if these dreams still recur even after you thought you have come to understand them.

5. Learn to accept yourself truly and fully.

jaane kya chahe mann bawra

came across a wonderful song...a folk tinge mixed wid some beats makes this song lovely....its from the movie pyaar ke side effects.....one of my frnds asked me wheder i heard this song...he was tryin to sing it for me and i was like duhhhhh........i had never heard of it b4.....on the very same day on my way home this song was played on radio and i got lost in2 the song....it touched my heart....i dunt even understand the lyrics of this song but then there is somethin in it which holds u ....somethin which will make u want to hear it again and again......i tried searchin for the lyrics of this song but surprisingly i cudnt find it!!!! saw it posted on some blogs though...
here is my attempt to write the lyrics.....




Jaane kya chahe mann bawra (2)
Ankhiyan mere sawan chala (2)
Jaane kya chahe mann bawra (2)
Ankhiyan mere sawan chala (2)

sadhan aanchal sara boru hove
sajan aasuvan main kya jor hove
sadhan aanchal sara boru hove
sajan aasuvan main kya jor hove
kya jor hove
apne jia pe
mann toh mora yeh manchala


jaane kya chahe mann bawra (2)
ankhiyan mere sawan chala (2)


pawan purva mein yuu udta jaave
badra chanda se mann judta jaave
pawan purva mein yuu udta jaave
badra chanda se mann judta jaave
aave hawa ka
jhoka phir aisa
tutte patang ki dor sa

jaane kya chahe mann bawra (2)
ankhiyan mere sawan chala (2)

REALIZATIONS!!!

1)No matter how much u pray,,, u always get what u rightfully deserve...
2)I am better when i am silent!!!!
3)One person's misery is another person's merriment
4)When u have nothing to loose ,, u show ur true character!!!