From 75 to 60 percent and something...

Finally , exams r over... and finally I MAY become a graduate. But what did i learn in these 3 years... In retrospect , I did learn a lot but nothing related to studies... I learnt to be more confident , I learnt how to avoid being nice always , I learnt that it is possible to pass exams by studying one day before them , I learnt that a few good friends (BANG) are better than trivial many , I learnt that it is your family who stands by you through thick and thin , I learnt that without google the world would come to an end...i could go on and on but i will put an end to this ...and i kno u anyways skipped the lines...

In college I was always just above average in studies...barring the odd first semester when i managed a whopping 75 %... that first sem was the start and end of my glory days in college... After that it was always about 60 PERCENT and SOMETHING...but
u know wat.. i m proud of being a 60 % something... atleast i m not a MUGGER like most in my class.... At times i used to wonder wtf am I doing in this class of muggers. All they do is go home and MUG MUG MUG....They could make a parrot proud .

These muggers , they dont even know the basics of computers and they are doing IT , ok leave aside computers..infact they are so aloof they dont know whats happening around them...their world starts and ends with their study books mugging and then blabbing all that durin exams...

Mugging kills creativity... It kills original ideas , there is nothing practical in it. All it proves is that u have a good memory ... but at 20 u dont have to prove that.... It was in the second year that i lost all interest in studies. I realized that this course was taking me nowhere .. infact it was killing my personality... and thats when i stopped STUDYING !!!... yea i could have continued studyin...but it wud be of no use... so that is when i decided "enuf of this shit...i will do what i want".

Second yr was the best... i hardly ever studied.., played cricket , bunked lectures , watched movies , cursed proffs for loading us with those stupid assignments and tutorials ,...everythin was gr8 except my results ...but that did not bother me ...I was content with them... but there were so many ppl who used to crib....especially the girls... It was so damn irritating....What was more irritating was that most of them did not make any sense.... I wont take names here...I can write one full blog describing them but i wont waste precious time...


The third yr sem 5 results were a shock to say the least.... The muggers fared badly ... and my group BANG (Bhavesh,Ashish,Naeem,Gaurav) did pretty well... We partied , played , watched movies , bunked lectures and studied a little , but we still managed to get well above 60 % ...and that felt really GOOD. It was like our victory..., I dont know what happened to the muggers , they mugged/studied a lot...but their results were disappointing... infact most of them managed a first class because of their internals which were in the high 40's out of 50....now, only if we would have got that many internals..(sigh)..


ok now i want to write about BANG ... so the next post would be the story of bang... how bang was formed... what bang did ...and so on...

Everyone says, " I'M FINE "

Its Chuesday mornin......Hmmm , so, i get up... with all the zeal and enthusiasm one cud possibly have.....ME to myself "YES TODAY I AM GONNA STUDY THAT DREADED SUBJECT CALLED IT2...(still wondering y it is called IT2 and not IT1 or IT3)... SO I go to the bathroom and do the stuff ppl normally do....brushin, flushin & bathin... (assuming that this is the stuff ppl normally do in their bathrooms.. ofc apart frm singin and readin playboy )....

Its 9 am and the fone trings...its my retard dost "ABHIJIT".... in his typical Marathish accent...

Abhijit - "Kya yaar? Kaisa hain?"

ME - "Bas yaar... accha huun... (in my mind BALLS!!) "

Goes on to ask me the second most boring question in the world...

Abhijit - " Kya chal raha hai yaaaaaaar...? "

ME - "Nothing... juss routine stuff..nm "

By this time i was already bored havin realized that this is gonna be anoda one of those usless mindless talks....

Its 10 am ... breakfast time... the usual boring bread and butter...ppfffffffttttt... (y dont we get chicken and gelato for breakfast!!!).....

Anoda call...This time its my Mashi ( read aunty)

Mashi - "Ki re ... Kemon Aachis..? "

ME - "Bas...Bhaalo aachi.."

Mashi - " Aar ki cholche? "

(hittin my head on the wall for picking up the fone...)

ME - "Kichu na..."


NO marks for guessing the translation....


Its 4 pm....i m online on MSN ... and up comes a msg by my frnd Mansi...

Mansi - "Hola.... Howz u ?"

ME - "Hey... i m fine"

( no...not again... no wassup.... plz !!!! )

Mansi - " so wassup ? "

(sigh.....)

ME - " nothin much...."



ITs 8 pm... T.V. time.... this time its the door bell... 3rd floor aunty Mrs. Jayshree ....who is very generous when it comes to putting make-up

Mrs.Jayshree - "Hello Ashish...how ar ...""

Before she cud finish the question

ME - " Here are your keys aunty... thank you !!! " ( SUCCESS !!!)



Evryone says 'I am fine...' Rahul Bose made a film with a similar name... You meet someone casually and the first question you ask is " How are you " ... ( as if u care!! ).. the answer to this question 99 times out of 100 wud be " I am FINE..." ..... huh...wat did u juss say "I'M Fine" ????..... oh really!!! ....Balls... NEVER.... Its far from the TRUTH... evry1 has his/her own share of problems... if a person actually starts answerin this question... the other person wud probably die out of boredom...... so y dont ppl juss stop askin this question !!!....

Random stuff

1)Cheese, Chicken and Ice-Cream are more important to me than sex.

2)I finally figured out y satwant wears a scarf to college..... himesh robbed her HAIR...dont believe me?....wait for karzzzz....(4 z and dots included)

3)I love to hate the girls in my class ...

4)My tummy is getting bigger by the day..... i m at the pinnacle of laziness

5)I need to start doing what i am worst at....STUDYING...

6)My kamod claimed to stop breathing last night... Harpic came to his rescue 2day.

7)Make COFFEE, Drink COFFEE, but never WATCH COFFEE.....

Me and my frnd Naeem will be making 2 films Heyy babyy 2 and the hag de girls....

Heyy Babby2 will be written , directed , produced , acted and eventually watched only by the two of us...we might include 2-3 other special invitees...

Hag de girls cast has been finalised...the coach being fakhir (pronounced as fuck-hir) khan and the team comprises of the girls in my class....we are looking out for a person who can do the role of the assistant coach in the film... you may drop in your resumes....